Under the floor

Because a whole house isn't enough to fill with clutter, we've also stored some stuff under the floor. It's basically our emergency supplies,  plus an impressive collection of jam jars.

40 litres past-its-sell-by-date water (still useful for hand washing, toilet flushing etc in an emergency)
Gas-canister grill
4 tins of makerel fillets (best before Nov 2014)
2 tins potatoes (b.b. Feb 2012)
2 tins corned beef (bb 2014)
3 bottles of Ecover washing up liquid
3 candles.
2 packs of wipes
3 bottle of cheap fizz won in raffles.
Two boxes of empty jam jars.

That should cover all emergencies nicely!